Retromodgirl

The 40 Best '50s TV Shows

2009-11-01T08:55:00.008-05:00

(pictures are from the AOL Television article)
AOL Television has an article on the top 40 '50s tv shows of all time. From the article:

"The 1950s were, quite simply, the Golden Age of Television. Everything from the biggest rock stars in the world to the top acting and writing talent in Hollywood were represented on the tube, alongside Shakespearean dramas, Broadway shows and operas.

TV schedules in the '50s were also packed with family comedies ('Leave It to Beaver' and 'The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet'), Westerns ('Gunsmoke' and 'The Lone Ranger'), some of the all-time greatest comedians (Groucho on 'You Bet Your Life,' Gleason on 'The Jackie Gleason Show') and, despite the more traditional times, some of the most independent ladies in TV land ('Our Miss Brooks' and, of course, 'I Love Lucy'). In short, though TV was still in its early days in the 1950s, there was plenty to watch, and love, in prime time. -- By Kimberly Potts"

To see all 40, go here.

And speaking of retro stoves...

2009-10-30T22:37:00.006-04:00

Here is an article from The Oregonian on our obsession with vintage stoves, as found on the site, OregonLive.com:

Photo by Marv Bondarowicz. "Although older stoves, such as this 1936 Magic Chef, tend to have small ovens, many fans say they get results that beat newer, larger ovens."

Photo by Beth Nakamura/The Oregonian. "For many cooks, the luster of a new stainless-steel stove can't compete with the virtues of vintage: namely durability, simplicity, superior cooking and a cool retro look. One of the places in Portland that refurbishes them is Appliance City , where Angel Bulido installs hardware into a well-loved model."

"A Burning Passion for Vintage Stoves
By Kate Leeper, The Oregonian
October 28, 2008, 12:05AM

'Cooks love classic ranges for their retro looks and surprisingly sophisticated performance

In our shiny, stainless-steel, industrial-chic world, Vikings and Wolfs reign supreme, with legions of followers drooling in their wake. But off in a quiet corner is a secret society of heretics who worship instead at the altar of chrome and porcelain.

These are the cooks who go giddy over names like Magic Chef and Chambers, Wedgewood, and O'Keefe and Merritt. They don't need -- or even want -- a stove with the BTUs of a flamethrower. They're looking for sturdiness, reliability, simplicity and, of course, a healthy dash of charm.

I'm one of them.

I didn't always feel this way. Glossy ads for commercial ranges used to stop me dead in my tracks. I believed these stoves, like $900 cookware sets, held the secret to becoming a better cook.

Then I was forced to roast my first Thanksgiving turkey in a tiny old 1940s Magic Chef perched on dainty legs in the kitchen of my second apartment. I lit the oven with a match, crammed in the bird, crossed my fingers and offered a silent prayer to the culinary gods that the meal would at least be edible. To this day it was the best turkey that I've ever made -- gorgeously burnished, incredibly tender and juicy. I had found religion.

Vintage stoves and vintage cars share a lot of the same appeal -- the swoopy lines, the bright chrome, emblematic labels that look like they belong on a Caddy. Plus the cool extras like clocks, lights, shelves, and custom salt and pepper shakers. You almost expect to see fuzzy dice. Their retro looks fit in perfectly with Portland's many Craftsmans, Victorians and mid-century Moderns.

But, as Mama said, it's what's on the inside that counts -- and these 500-plus-pound heavy metal workhorses are much more than cute antiques.

I think of them as the appliance version of "fixies." What's a fixie? Ask any Portland bike geek and he'll show you his old 10-speed, gears removed -- nothing but wheels, a frame and, maybe, brakes. They're not for everyone, but for those who enjoy the rush of relying on their own technical skill, muscle and brains, they're the only way to fly.

It's the same for vintage stoves. They offer heat, and that's about it. With none of the bells and whistles of modern ranges -- no convection, no digital touchpads, no preset temperature settings -- you're forced to become one with your oven. You have to get to know its quirks and learn how to use them to your advantage. You have to get back to basics, getting comfortable with pilot lights and igniting the gas with matches.

But once you start cooking on it, that vintage stove will soon become your best friend. There are fewer things to break, and repairs are cheap. You'll see that the tiny oven is genius for its ability to retain heat and keep it focused right where it should -- on the food. You'll love the burners because you can turn them down so low your bean soups won't burn and you can simmer stock all night long if you want. If yours has a griddle -- bonus! -- everyone can eat their pancakes at the same time.

It took a few years and a couple of moves before I was finally able to buy my own vintage stove. I didn't need it -- we inherited a snazzy new GE Profile with our house -- but owning one was a burning desire I hadn't been able to shake since that first turkey. I told my husband we could use a spare range in the basement kitchen for guests to use -- or for us when we're living down there during summer heat waves. Besides, a spare oven would come in handy for big holiday gatherings.

I hopped on Craigslist and found an early-'50s four-burner Wedgewood, complete with a griddle, a clock and a handy cooking chart -- in perfect condition, no less -- emblazoned on the inside of the oven door. It cost just $150, and we tucked it away in the basement until we could figure out where to take it for a thorough cleaning and once-over.

It wasn't easy. Even with the many period-sensitive remodels in this town, there doesn't seem to be a big business in fixing up old stoves. But while I poked around the Web looking for someone to rehab the old girl, I stumbled on more conversations about old stoves than I could have imagined. There were bloggers waxing poetic, Craigslist ads from all over the country, and repair shops showcasing fully refurbished models that looked like a million bucks -- and cost almost as much. But the big surprise were the enthusiasts groups geeking out on specific brands of vintage stoves. One brand in particular -- Chambers -- had a fervent following of infectiously passionate devotees.

We finally found someone to fix up our stove. But while they were working on it, I just couldn't get the Chambers fans out of my mind. They were just so nutty for the stove that "cooks with the gas turned off" -- stoves so well-built and well-insulated, they said, you only need the gas on for about half the usual time. The stoves also have a funny cavern in the cooktop, called a thermowell, that could be used like a crockpot or a deep fryer. Even the griddle is a two-fer -- it has a special lid that works like a broiler. I could feel an obsession taking hold.

So I Googled and clicked and ended up on eBay, where there was a shiny white Chambers stove, in lovely condition, on auction for $399. Did I need it? Absolutely not. Did I want it? You betcha. When the seller's description said he would be willing to dismantle the stove and sell the parts, I had to take action. No one's taking that baby apart.

I was the only bidder.

A day later I had an e-mail in my eBay account from the operator of the Chambers Stove Lovers Web site, congratulating me on my purchase (did I mention they were a passionate bunch?) and found myself the surprised owner of two vintage stoves -- one in a repair shop here, one in Los Angeles and probably in need of a repair shop. Luckily, vintage stove repair is big business in Southern California, and I easily found a place that would pick it up from the seller and give it a good once-over. Getting it 1,033 miles to my house was still a question mark.
Marv BondarowiczThe Chambers brand of vintage stoves has a particularly devoted following, which includes a Web site for Chambers Stove Lovers, chamberstoves.net.

As the repair bills piled up ($120 for a rebuilt safety valve on the Wedgewood; $350 for a new safety system on the Chambers because it wasn't made with one; a couple hundred in labor for cleaning them both), I felt a deep sense of guilt for spending so much on two stoves I don't even need.

Oddly, what I didn't feel was regret. That's in part because I had become certifiably obsessed with vintage stoves. But mainly it was because (as I've assured my slightly frightened husband many times) vintage stoves retain -- and even increase -- value. The cost of a refurbished stove begins around $3,000 and can reach up to $10,000. Even if we decide to sell one, we'll at least break even, but we're likely to do even better.

That is, if we sell one. I still plan to give both appliances a workout and see how it feels to cook with each. The Chambers is on its way north and the Wedgewood is hooked up and ready for a Thanksgiving trial run. So far, I've only tested how fast it boils water, but I was thrilled to see it brought 4 quarts to a boil faster than the much-newer GE - even using the GE's so-called "power burner."

After a few months, we'll swap out the Wedgewood and give the Chambers a try. My prediction? The GE upstairs will be the one hitting the road.

Danielle Centoni: 503-221-8591; daniellecentoni@news.oregonian.com

Hot after a stove? Hints to help you

Many vintage stoves are out there, looking for a good home -- and a way to stay out of the landfill. Look around through newspaper classified ads, online and through estate and garage sales. Another good source, though not local, is eBay.com.

Choose wisely. A really beat-up stove can seem like a bargain, but restoring it could cost several thousand dollars. Things like re-enameling and rechroming cost the most. And missing parts can be expensive to replace and hard to find.

You can spend as much or as little as you like on refurbishing. To make an old stove look like it just rolled off the showroom floor, you'll likely need at least $3,000.

Or, you can enjoy the stove's antique patina and just have the appliance thoroughly cleaned and examined for around $200 to $300. This usually includes checking for gas leaks, checking the insulation, calibrating the oven and more. Two local appliance stores that specialize in restoring vintage stoves are Appliance City in Northeast Portland, and Bee Jay's Appliance in Milwaukee. These shops also sell restored stoves.

Keep in mind that electric stoves cost more to refurbish than gas, because they often need to be rewired.

If you want to shop around for a restored stove, California is a gold mine. A few good sites to check out are Dreamstoves.com; Antiquegasstoves.com; and Buckeyappliance.com. But there are many more out there. Google is your friend. Just remember, these stoves can sell for up to $10,000.

If you decide to buy a vintage stove from out of state and the seller does not have a way to transport it to you, you can arrange to have it shipped through www.uship.com. This is a site, a little like eBay, where you post what you need shipped and where, and movers then bid.

A lot of these movers piggyback their shipments, moving several things at once. Since they're not making a special trip just for you, this keeps costs down. The trade-off is you might not get your appliance shipped right away. Be sure the seller is comfortable with holding the appliance while you arrange for shipping.'

-- Danielle Centoni"

From OregonLive.com.

The Magic Chef Mansion

2009-10-30T21:44:00.005-04:00

You know those wonderful enameled vintage stoves from Magic Chef, as seen in antiques stores and on eBay and Craigslist. But did you know that the creator of Magic Chef, Charles Stockstrom, built in 1908 a posh, 12,000 square foot mansion in the heart of St. Louis for $50,000? It is now open for catering, weddings, and other events. You can visit their website here: Magic Chef Mansion.

And yes, there is a Magic Chef in the kitchen!!

From the site's description: "The Magic Chef Mansion was built for Charles Stockstrom, the founder of the company that became Magic Chef. The residence, designed by Ernst Janssen and completed in 1908, remained in the Stockstrom family until 1990. The home has been restored to its turn-of-the-century elegance, including original lighting fixtures and period furniture. Seated on a two-acre site enclosed by an iron fence, this private residence is available to rent for cocktail receptions, seated dinners, bridal showers, engagement parties, weddings, birthdays and anniversaries."

Photos from The Magic Chef site and from the blog, St. Louis Style.

What, No Beer?

2009-10-25T22:49:00.006-04:00

Rivalling in brilliance only to Buster Keaton's silent, "What, No Beer?", this is the most clever, funny short film to come out in a long time...Enjoy.

The Perimenopausal Song

2009-10-16T19:19:00.006-04:00

I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but I am at that tender perimenopausal age that makes me compete with my 14-year-old stepdaughter for Hormonal Nightmare of the Year. So, the following song, as seen on the blog, MidlifeMisfit, suits me to a tee lately. It is sung to the tune of The "Happy Working Song" from Enchanted , by a talented lady with the Youtube user name of Frittengreen. This is "crazy funny," as a Youtube viewer commented. Just thought I'd share.

I won! I won!

2009-10-15T20:04:00.003-04:00

I won Alyssa's handmade Boo! Tags for Halloween at her stylish blog, Swiss Avenue. Thank you so much, Alyssa! Y'all go visit to see her cute home and Halloween displays, and her easy-to-follow tutorial for making these sweet little tags!

And You Can Quote Me

2009-10-12T10:00:00.002-04:00

I've been quoted here at Giovanni Gallucci's blog, The Agency Blog. I am so flattered! Here is what he had to say:

"'Cocktails have been a vital element of the show [Madmen] right from the opening scene,' says Robert Simonson in a piece about the show he penned in The New York Times. The first scene in season one shows Don Draper sitting in a bar. We learn his drink preference, 'Do this again — old-fashioned, please,' before we know his name or what he does for a living.

The fans loved the guide, and so did traditional press. In a piece about the show from the New York Times blurbs about the micro-site were written about on blogs with themes from Retro Pop Culture like RetroModGirl to foodie blogs like TheKitchn and SlashFood."

Thanks so much, Giovanni Gallucci, you are a doll!

A Look Back at 1950s Style

2009-10-10T16:32:00.004-04:00

From the Youtube CBS Channel: "Fashion Institute Of Technology's Valerie Steele and Warren-Tricomi Studio's Joel Warren showed Julie Chen which styles and fashion trends were hip for the whole family in the 1950s."

Don't you just love the "hip Dad" and the Audrey Hepburn model with the lucite purse?

1959 First Ever Barbie Commercial--You can Tell It's Mattel, It's Swell!

2009-10-10T16:17:00.005-04:00

Check out the not so subtle propaganda here, as an angelic female voice croons, "someday I'm gonna be exactly like you. 'Til then I know just what I'll do. Barbie, beautiful Barbie, I'll make believe that I am you!" Pan very obviously on Barbie in a wedding dress and veil...

As much as I dislike the propaganda, I did love playing dress up with Barbie as a child. If only I had those Barbies today...

The Best of Charles and Ray Eames

2009-10-10T15:52:00.001-04:00

Eames Lounge Chair Debut on NBC, 1956

2009-10-10T15:44:00.002-04:00

As seen here: Youtube.

My Favorite Movie is Now A Lamp...That Talks!

2009-10-10T14:33:00.004-04:00

One of my all-time favorite movies is now a lamp...that talks!!!!! From CreativePal on Etsy.

Go see the other fun and ingenious creations from CreativePal.

Save this Retro Kitchen!

2009-10-04T10:20:00.003-04:00

As seen on Rate My Space: Retro Must Go, here is a perfectly lovely retro kitchen that the owner wants demolished and overhauled. Here are her comments:"You might call this kitchen retro! Really, it is an outdated, striped kitchen with very old appliances. The looks of this kitchen isn't the only thing wrong with it! It might be original to the 1950's house! "

Here are visitor comments to the pictures:

"You're looking at a throw back to the 60's kitchen with the beautiful lime green, the groovy stripes and the hide away stove. The best thing for this kitchen is to be gutted and start over."

"I hope somebody helps you soon."

"Yikes, This is like the kitchen my grandmother thought was wonderful when she updated hers in the 40's......Give this poor family a new more functional, up to date kitchen."

"I had a kitchen like this.....40 years ago!!! There isn't anything I see that I wouldn't get rid of. She needs a complete gut and startover. This would be a good kitchen for hgtv to makeover."

"Oh My Gosh! The green has to go! This kitchen is stuck in a time warp! Help this family so they have a working modern kitchen!"

"Is this out of the 60's or 70's. It's worse than the kitchen I grew up in. Lots of potential though!!! They need an update like now!!!!"

Ouch.

While I agree it may be too green and striped right now, there is soooo much to love about the 1950s cabinets, scalloped cornices, drawer pulls, and built-in ovens. With paint and groovy curtains, a black and white tiled floor, original vintage or modern retro-look appliances, and the right retro furniture and accessories, this could be a diamond in the rough. After all, can't you see Betty Draper in such a kitchen? Along with the Save the Pink Bathrooms campaign, we should have a "Save the Retro Kitchens" campaign. What do you think?

BOAC--the Jetset Airline

2009-09-26T19:52:00.003-04:00

I had to share this. It is so retro mod! As seen here.

Mabel's House's Sassy Pink Bathroom

2009-09-22T12:41:00.005-04:00

I am drooling over Liz's pink vintage bathroom on her blog, Mabel's House. Go on over and check it out, along with her adorable thrifted home!

Mary Deluxe is having a give-away!

2009-09-13T11:06:00.007-04:00

Walk this way...

As first seen on the lovely Andi B. Goode's blog: one of my absolute FAVORITE bloggers and MCM design connoisseurs, Mary Deluxe at Welcome to Deluxeville, is having a fabulous giveaway! Go to her blog to check out the cutest pink 1950s GE clock radio she recently found peeking out of an auction box. Also, check out her rockin' blog and her gorgeous mid-century home, and sign up as another of her devout followers. Thank you, Mary Deluxe!

Jack's Diner is Up for Sale!

2009-09-12T11:28:00.004-04:00

Remember this entry about Jack's Diner in Albany, NY, my home town? Well, brace yourselves, diner lovers...Jack's is going up for sale! See the real estate ad here: Albany Landmark Diner for Sale. Could someone please lend me, oh, say, $175,000?

British Pathe--Reliving History Through Film

2009-09-09T20:58:00.005-04:00

British Pathe, The World's First Digital News Archive, is an archive of 3,500 hours of historic news footage. These were the films shown before a feature at the cinema back when two films and a cartoon were only a nickel, and you could stay all day. Since the site closely guards its copyrights, I can't show you any embedded videos here. But visit the site to experience everything from the 20s revolution to the Hippie revolution. One notable video on 1920s women's careers and fashion is here: Time to Remember--Teenage Flapper, 1920.

Rockabilly Love from Old Woogies

2009-09-07T09:04:00.005-04:00

As originally seen on Mademoiselle Coco's blog, Knitter From The Past, here is an Italian shop called Old Woogies that specializes in Rockabilly wear.

For the Dolls:

And for the Guys:

You can find them here: Old Woogies.

Swing shoes for the Urban Girl

2009-09-06T22:47:00.004-04:00

Wouldn't this be perfect for your vintage starlet costume this Halloween? Or for your next swing dance?

Find it here: Frye Chelsea Studded Oxford at Urban Outfitters.

Calling all antiques dealers for advice!

2009-09-06T20:25:00.008-04:00

antique store
Originally uploaded by Robin100

This month, I will officially join the ranks of the nation's antiques dealers. I just rented a little 6' x 10' booth at an antiques mall near my home town. Since I specialize in vintage linens and kitchenware, hopefully my space will feature a lot of Pyrex, Lustroware, melamine dishes...you get the idea. Apparently, I will have free reign to decorate what is basically a little room all to itself. I was thinking of going with a red and white kitchen theme, or with a tropical barkcloth theme. I am so excited and a little nervous, I can't wait to get started!

Do any veteran antiques dealers, retro decorators, or any of my dear readers have sage words of advice for someone just starting out? You know, what to do, what not to do, what you typically like to see when you go antiques shopping? Any fun booth decorating ideas? Thanks, guys and gals!

Just in Time for Your Halloween Bash!

2009-09-05T21:30:00.006-04:00

(Above image courtesy of Shag.com.)

(Click on the recipe cards for a larger view)

Just in time for your retro Halloween ball! (I know it's early, but great parties need lots of prep time, right?) You can find these and more drink recipes from our grandmothers'and great-grandmothers' day here: Ladies United for the Preservation of Endangered Cocktails.

Vintage Travel Trailer Art

2009-09-05T12:32:00.006-04:00

From the Roundtop Flea Market to the retro scene in Austin (home of Roomservice Vintage and The Naughty Secretary Club), it seems many Texans are keen on retro creativity and revival! Joining the ranks is Paige Bridges, an artist from Van Zandt County, Texas, who paints vintage trailers she has known and loved, including those found on sites like Retro Restoration. She is best known in her area for paintings of local historic landmarks.

You can see and buy Paige's art here: Vintage Travel Trailer Art.
You can also order her images on checkbook covers,checks,address labels, and more here: Colorful Images.

Retro Cocktail Hour Roundup

2009-09-03T20:25:00.007-04:00

Here is the line up from last week's Retro Cocktail Hour show, as sent to me by email today:

The Retro Cocktail Hour
Pgm. #495 - August 29, 2009
(* denotes LP / OST = Original Soundtrack)

Title: Pagan Ritual
Artist: Si Zentner and his Orchestra / Martin Denny
Album: Exotica Suite
Label: Liberty LSS-14020 *

Title: Coronation
Artist: Martin Denny
Album: Quiet Village
Label: Scamp SCP-9715

Title: Jasmine and Jade
Artist: Axel Stordahl and his Orchestra
Album: Jasmine and Jade
Label: Dot DLP-25282 *

Title: The Shining Sea
Artist: The Kokee Band
Album: Hawaii and Other Exotic Movie Themes
Label: Solid State SS-18010 *

Title: The Hukilau Song
Artist: Chick Floyd and his Orchestra
Album: Little Grass Shack
Label: Liberty LST-7129 *

Title: Rendezvous in Okonkuluku
Artist: Waitiki
Album: Rendezvous in Okonkuluku
Label: www.waitiki.com

Title: Friendly Island
Artist: Ethel Azama
Album: Exotic Dreams
Label: Liberty LST-7104 *

Title: Soft Green Seas
Artist: Warren Barker
Album: Hawaiian Eye OST
Label: Warner Bros. WS-1355 *

Title: Carnivalito
Artist: Warren Barker and his Orchestra
Album: A Musical Touch of Faraway Places
Label: Warner Bros. WS-1308 *

Title: Cuban Mambo
Artist: Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra
Album: The King Plays Some Aces
Label: RCA LSP-1882 *

Title: Zambia
Artist: Machito and his Afro Cubans
Album: The Best of the Mambo, Vol. 1
Label: RCA 3310-2-RL

Title: Watch Your Step
Artist: The George Shearing Quintet
Album: Latin Escapade
Label: Capitol SM-11454 *

Title: Jungle Drums
Artist: Esquivel and his Orchestra
Album: Exploring New Sounds in Sonorama
Label: RCA Spain 580532

Title: Jungle Drums (Stereo Action version)
Artist: Esquivel and his Orchestra
Album: Latin-esque
Label: RCA LSA-2418 *

Title: Quiet Village
Artist: Eddie Baxter
Album: The Fantastic Sounds of Eddie Baxter
Label: Dot DLP-25551 *

Title: Tabu
Artist: The Kronos Quartet
Album: Nuevo
Label: Nonesuch 79649-2

Title: African Echoes
Artist: Ferrante and Teicher
Album: Soundproof
Label: Westminster WP-6014 *

Title: Avanti
Artist: Ben Vaughn
Album: Designs in Music
Label: Soundstage 15-001

Title: Spanish Flea
Artist: Jet Set Sweden
Album: Goodbye Pluto
Label: Ajabu 007

Title: Light My Fire
Artist: Enoch Light and the Glittering Guitars
Album: Enoch Light and the Glittering Guitars
Label: Project 3 PR 5038SD *

Title: Mirror of Love
Artist: Walter Wanderley
Album: Moondreams
Label: Universal Classics 9363

Title: Naomi
Artist: Nelson Riddle and his Orchestra
Album: Changing Colors
Label: MPS MB-20924 *

Title: Un homme et une femme
Artist: Yoko Kishi / Singers Three
Album: Living Harmony: Charm and Gentle
Label: Solid/Ultra-Vybe 1092

Title: Bossa Nova (in the Restaurant)
Artist: Ken Thorne
Album: Film Bossa, Vol. 6
Label: Rare Groove RG-2011

Title: A toute allure
Artist: Andy Loore and his Orchestra
Album: Water Show
Label: Montparnasse 2000 MP-55 *

Title: The Young Set
Artist: Ray Martin and his Orchestra
Album: Thunderball and Other Thriller Music
Label: RCA Camden CAS-927 *

Title: Slow Lady
Artist: Piero Piccioni
Album: Il Medico della Mutua OST
Label: Digitmovies GDM-2042

Title: Les Problemes
Artist: Les Soeurs Winchester
Album: Les Soeurs Winchester
Label: Barclay/Polygram 537865

Title: Charade
Artist: Akira Tana
Album: Secret Agent Men
Label: Sons of Sound SSPCD012

Title: 87th Precinct Theme
Artist: Pete Rugolo and his Orchestra
Album: TV Top Themes
Label: Mercury SR-60706 *

Title: The Time Traveler
Artist: Shaynee Rainbolt
Album: Charmed Life
Label: Rainbolt SFR0803

Title: Journey to Infinity
Artist: Frank Comstock Orchestra / Paul Tanner
Album: Music from Outer Space
Label: Warner Bros. WS-1463 *

Title: Sounds of the Deep
Artist: Sven Libaek
Album: Inner Space OST
Label: Votary 001CD

Hear The Retro Cocktail Hour every Saturday at 7:00pm Central on the stations of Kansas Public Radio (KANU, Lawrence FM 91.5; KANH, Emporia FM 89.7; and KANV, Olsburg-Junction City FM 91.3) or anytime at the website.

Or listen here.

You can sign up to receive their weekly emails here.

If you want a lively explanation of the different lounge and surf music styles, go to Cherry Capri's "Know Your Exotica" page.

The Most Creative Ad in Forever Award

2009-09-03T20:13:00.002-04:00

While it's not retro, this ad is simply brilliant. As seen here.

***Retromodgirl***